Rewards

By Late Nite Leroy

November 22, 2001

Need some extra cash for holiday shopping?  Here's a few web links offering some easy (yeah, sure) reward money.

Find Bin Laden.  Earn $25,000,000 Fox News  And pick up an extra $10,000,000 from this guy in Europe.

Show emperical evidence that Darwinian evolution works. Earn $250,000 DrDino

Some how these tasks fall into the "things I can't seem to find" category.  Sort of like a cushy government grant with no strings attached.  Amazing how late night infomercials claim anyone can get them.  The few government grant applications I researched had horrible consequences if you did not deliver exactly what they wanted.

I guess I'll just have to be content living a righteous lifestyle.  That really is rewarding, over time.

--LateNiteLeroy

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