Ivy League vs. SchoolOfHardKnocks

By Late Nite LeRoy

April 9, 2001

Yielding to tremendous competitive pressure, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, MIT, has finally reduced its tuition rate to match mine, free. That is, they have decided to place nearly their entire curriculum on the Internet free to anyone who wants it. Their new policy statement from the school's president can be found at http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/nr/2001/ocw.html

As dean of http://go.to/schoolofhardknocks myself, I welcome this challenge from a lesser school. Now that they acknowledge the financial value of their school's training, let's discuss some other matters. My school obviously has many more enrollees, about 90% of the planet the last time I looked.

I endorse only one text book, the bible, in it's originally penned manuscripts. We all have to suffer with translation problems, but that was caused by the tower of Babel, not anything created by an ivory tower elitist academic board of directors.

I only endorse 2 reference directories, the Strong's Concordance if used with the King James Version of the Bible, and for Internet reference, I only endorse the Google search engine. Just try it with LateNiteLeroy and see what you find.

The current massive unemployment of computer programmers from dot com lay offs shows how a degree from MIT has the same value as one from the School of Hard Knocks, zilch. Immigrants who studied at MIT, then got work visas here in the States, only have 10 days by law to find new work or leave the country. But Hard Knocks graduates know enough to stay in their own country. The long list of dot coms that ran up millions of dollars of debt before folding is another testimony of the lousy business management skills taught by Ivy League universities. The suckered venture capitalists that wasted millions on these Ivy League parchments are now licking their wounds. The dot com site run by LateNiteLeroy, Commutefaster.com, only lost a few hundred dollars last year, while college graduate run dot coms lost millions.

And I need to bring up the issue of integrity. My school has it, Ivy Leagues don't. I draw your attention to news items in recent years. An MIT student died from binge drinking while HardKnocks students are taught total abstinence. Harvard is currently the object of a $120 million dollar civil law suit over an investment scam they ran which bilked the American taxpayer out of billions. They used their endowment fund to loan money to Russia at 290% interest (yes two hundred and ninety per cent). When Russia defaulted, (surprise) they convinced the IMF to step in and pay the outrageous interest. Our hillbilly appointed Secretary of the Treasury, Robert Rubin lobbied and got US funds to go to the IMF to fund the payments. This entire scam was documented by Anne Williamson. Refer to her interview with Dr. Stanley Monteith at RadioLiberty on 3/29/2001. But School of Hard Knocks students all know that ANY money sent to Russia goes directly into Caribbean bank accounts owned by the Russian Mafia.

The School of Hard Knocks does not sanction any secret societies like Skull and Bones. Our yes is yes and our no is no, just as Christ commanded. We don't take oaths to false deities.

And we don't graduate bozos like Alan Dershowitz. (Harvard) Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstein, Gloria Alred or Bill Clinton. I don't have the list of schools handy that these evil people attended, but none of them have shown any intelligence, only greed and blood thirsty selfishness. Claiming 90% of the world's population for enrollment, I'm sure there are a few evil people attending my school also, but I won't give them a degree. Anyone who rejects God's course on life, flunks out of my school.

--LateNiteLeroy

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